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Our Admin, who art in cyber-space, Hallowed be thy UserName. Thy Avatar come. Thy FAQ be done, On my computer as it is on the server. Give us this day our Daily Deviation. And forgive us our rants, as we forgive those who rant against us. And lead us not into policy violation, but deliver us from llamas. For thine is the perl script, and the power, and the root password, for ever and ever. Amen.
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Okay, just having a laugh, but thought I should pass it on.

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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you, you can only stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not trust, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that you better have a huge willy or big boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others- they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that no matter how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon, and all the less important ones just never go away.

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What have you learned? Besides that I'm obnoxious?


Go see my story ----> Remember Me. Written by Love You!

Working On...

• For my evil kiriban winners; a story for ~bluedione and a picture for ~Nordic-Blaze
• More entries for "Confessions of a Call Girl."
• A katana commission for =peterdawes.
• My "How to Eat Kiwi Pie" series, check it out! [link]
• My Pantheon series, currently Apollo, Hera and Poseidon. Neato interview with Apollo coming up someday...
• Editing chapters for Wanderer
• Editing chapters for Fiction, Therapy and Yoga
• Working on a Bleachfic called "Reborn" for fanfiction.net here's the link [link] if you wanna go check it out. And...
• The Rules for my art contest!

And Finally...

"I have finally achieved insanity through some very horrible intervals of sanity." - Edgar Allen Poe
"If you don't like my principles, give me a second I can make up more." - Groucho Marx
"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him."
"A friend will help you up when you fall, a good friend walks past and mutters 'Walk much, dumb ass?'"
"It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you..."
"All I have is my two cents, but I'm pretty poor so I want them back"
"Gravity is a myth, the Earth just sucks."

Come see me [link] ... I won't bite... hard.
And check out this enlightenment [link] . It just may help.

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